Crazy Town, And Mayor Frances Bean

So I've been meaning to write a story about Frances Bean for a while. And now's the time.

I'll start with the most recent, and work back. First of all, she's been emancipated from her crackhead mother, Courtney Love. At first, it was all touchy-feely, like, maybe she would just rather live with her grandmother. But now there's all this talk about a restraining order against Courtney. She still controls Kurt Cobain's money. I mean, the money in a trust fund for Francis. Any she could get her hands on were inhaled, snorted and shot up years ago. Duuuh. But there are rumors that this is the first attempt to try and get Kurt's mother in control of the trust, and far away from Courtney's control.

In her usual style, she wrote some bullshit about it. It's totally illegible. But the idea is that she's pissed. She's hurt. She's mocking her daughter by using the word little all the time, like calling it her "little life" and calling her "kid" a lot. And. You know what? I can't translate it. It's stuff like this:

"she tweets normal bratty stuff NOW shes clueless and in some wierd isolation tank about what that nasty crews gone and done, they have appealed to proetct PROPERTY not her, granny wants a check thats all," - Courtney Love

Where sentences don't even end. I don't know how to talk about it. But basically she's pissed and hurt and that's how she responds. Um....really...mature? The point is she's pissed, and really not helping her case. I think this is the third time Frances Bean has been separated from her mother by the courts. I just remember one time, a long time ago where they were pulling them away, and Frances was yelling, "Mom, who will schedule the TiVo!". I really loved that. Good relationship. She wasn't too worried about who would tuck her in at night, just the TiVo. It's just really silly.

So there's one more separate issue I'd like to discuss. Please see below.
Ok, I went a little overboard on pictures. Sue me.

Anyways, there was this great little twitter post that Frances Bean put up, bashing Ali Lohan. It went like this:

"Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there.
Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like Youali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person," - Frances Bean Cobain

First of all, kudos on the spelling. The first thing I do when I make a self-righteous rant is check spelling and grammar. No way you look cool calling someone a "looser". It's kind of sad. Second thing I do is make sure I can stand by my words. I must live by what I say. When I say I want Britney Spears to go crazy again, I really, truly mean it. I believe it. I live by those words. It's really, really hard to believe Frances Bean can hate on Ali Lohan so publicly for being famous for a famous relative. Really? Do I have to explain it?
*Sigh*

Frances Bean is only famous for her dad, who killed himself when she was a wee baby. Her mother, Courtney Love is also only famous for the same reason. She's a has been, living off her dead husband's fame from the 90's. It's cool. I don't care. I applaud it. Girl's gotta eat, I understand. They just have to make fucking sure they're not a pot calling the kettle black. Which they are. You can't just go around ranting with words like "artisticness" and "abyss" and "thus" and expect us to be impressed. I mean, lets call it what it is: some pissy junior high shit.

She admits to not knowing Ali personally, just judging her from afar. She tells her to work hard to gain fame. Like, seriously, what the fuck has Frances Bean done to be famous? This is literally the first thing I've know her to do publicly. And its lame as shit. What kind of poetry is this, "I would rather die a most painful death the be associated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self."? This is the kind of thing Frances Bean wants to be known for? This is how someone presents themselves as they're putting someone else down? Who associates a person with a careere?

Listen, I'm not defending Ali Lohan, I couldn't give a shit about her. But I do think that Frances Bean is a piece of shit now. I mean, hilarious, don't get me wrong. It's hilarious how crazy this all sounds. To be so harsh and judge someone you don't know, but also accuse them of doing everything you are known for. It's just really, really silly. But want to know what's most astounding? People are applauding FB for her rant! They say that aside from the spelling, it is a clear and well-formed argument. It's really hard, at times like this, to express my disappointment. I can't spend the time looking at every sentence separately, and then each of them together, and go through what's wrong with each other them. I could, but, would that help? There are people out there who thinks this kind of Internet twitter rant is a sign of "good character".

I mean. I'm just dumbfounded. How can I work with that? I mean, has anyone considered her motives? Someone who cares about the arts would shut the hell up and just churn out something meaningful herself. Someone who cares about the person would privately speak with them. Someone who cares about not looking like a pissy-ass teenager would realize they are literally painting a self portrait, and looking like an idiot at the same time. I mean, look at the situation: the only reason she has a voice louder than anyone else is her dead father and infamous mother made her feel so self-important that she is actually angry that someone else is using their famous family as a kickboard? It's hilarious. Did I mention yet that at 16 she landed an internship at Rolling Stone Magazine. Probably used a fake name so that wouldn't affect her chances of getting hired. I'm glad Frances Bean never used the word "entitled" as an insult against anyone else.

My favorite blog, Dlisted.com, put it best. I don't remember the exact quote, but the idea involved irony-poisoning from the whole thing. I might barf all over the flannel shirt tied around my waist.

Finally, is this a good time to mention that although he was hot, Kurt Cobain was kind of overrated?