The glamour model flew to the Bahamas to get married at the Sandals Royal Bahamian resort and spa, but found the sandy paradise anything but idyllic.
Katie, 34, compared the Sandals resort to a smelly old slipper after one of the staff members accused her of being a porn star.
Trouble and strife: Katie Price slammed the Sandals Bahamas resort after marrying Kieran Hayler there last weekend
The happy couple were given a butler as part of their wedding package deal, but the hired help asked if Price was a porn star after she had inquired if there was a private beach she could sunbathe on.
A gobsmacked Katie kept her calm at the insult, but was left livid after the 'so-called classy hotel' failed to live up to its reputation.
A wash out: Price said that the venue used plastic sunbeds and a member of staff asked her if she was a porn star
Katie said: 'Our wedding tent was made of plastic too. It looked like it had come straight out of a B&Q flat pack and we saw it being wheeled out for one wedding in a wheelbarrow.'
The mother-of-three also felt that the whole resort was more like an 18-30 holiday club than a romantic wedding destination.
The bride and groom even decided to stay in their hotel room on their honeymoon night because they couldn't face sitting in the restaurant.
Young love: Katie and Kieran, pictured in December 2012, were given a plastic tent to host their wedding in
Katie added: 'Nothing will ruin the happiness I've found with Kieran but I was so stressed out by the whole experience I came home with a cold sore on my lip.'
Sandals told the newspaper: 'As a gesture of goodwill we are willing to offer her a refund on condition she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings or stays.'